I have a bone to pick.

With the Christmas Day Bomb Fail Dude.

Did you really just bring us back to the days of the homeland security advisory system at the airport? Really? The color coded thingamajig that means absolutely nothing to anyone driving passed it at the airport. “Oh, shit, its at RED today. I better really not leave my bags unattended.” Now I have to be there 2 hours before I wanna fly domestic and I have to get my crotch patted down and felt up by a 300 pound hairy woman with gloves on? That is sooooo college.

Did you really just set the Muslim world that far back again? You just royally fucked all peace-loving (99.9 %) Muslims. Now, all the Ted Nugents of the world are going to start spewing their anti-anything-not-american ignorance all over the place again. Thanks a lot asshole!

I mean, I know we have to be safe and shit. I know we need to be proactive. So, I suppose, if keeping America safe from harm means standing in longer lines at the airport, not being able to watch in-flight movies and/or getting my rocks off courtesy of airport security, then so be it. I guess I can suck it up.

Its just that, I really think we are looking in the wrong place for terrorists. We are all up in the Middle East’s shit. Looking in caves and mountains. Killing innocent people. Meanwhile, the answer is staring us right in our face. I think it’s this dude that is trying to take over America.

Yes, thats right. Buc-ee. He is everywhere I fucking look these days.

You can thank me later Department of Homeland Security. Just go out and stop this beaver before its too late. Trust me on this.