So, I took this test when I woke up this morning….

And, if it’s not total bullshit, I will soon have three penises in my life.

This makes me a little relieved.

I totally feel like I can fuck up a little boy way less than a little girl.

You know?

I guess we will see how accurate these things are in a few weeks.

Hope your holidays were happy.

xoxo

I’ve never been crafty.

I’m still not.

But, that doesn’t keep me from trying.

Keep in mind that my kid watched me do all of this. Content to watch and eat all the candy.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this little masterpiece is all mine.

I’m a quitter….

Looks like Mr. Bread had a rough night…

My kid thinks I’m special…

E for effort?

This fetus is trying to kill me.

I have zero energy and a million things to do.

So, until I can sit down and write a proper post, I present to you, another nonsense blog filler.

The Train Incident

This is what happens when you lay on the floor around your child’s battery powered trains.

I am not even going to tell you guys how long this took to get out of my hair.

Two hours.