On a lighter note…
It’s not like I planned on making a mozzarella shaped penis for our dinner salad.
It just kind of came to me, ya know?
A wondrous, cheesy vision.
But, really, who wouldn’t have been tempted to create such a masterpiece?
Look at this mozzarella ball!
It’s like the most perfect little penis canvas ever.
Perfect little penis canvas
Can you say food artistry genius? I’m particularly proud of the pee hole. So life-like.
Penis art
I know what y’all are thinking. It is a bit small.
Whatevs.
Also, my husband was super unappreciative.
“Um, honey, can I not have a dick with my salad next time? Thanks.”
Hmph! No one around here appreciates me.
Barbara Leyendecker
Yikes!!! You won’t EVER make Food Network with recipes like this … Listen to your mom
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
am i a natch, or is there no penis in those pictures?
i’m totally confuzzled.
allisonzapata
no, you aren’t a natch. the penis was super uncooperative and terribly un-photogenic! its hard to see the intricate details. And as my sis in law informed me last night..I needed to use more mozzarella to make it longer and that I should think about doing a retake.