Presenting: Luca as Milla as Joan
Oh hai!
How ya been?
It’s been like a month since I have posted anything here.
And it’s been stressing me out.
I sit around at night thinking about what to write.
My adolescent struggle with wanting to be a male teen heartthrob?
Oh right, been there, done that.
Oh! I know! I know!
I’mma tell you guys all about the time I was hopped up on roids!
In other news, fuck I already have!
So, in the interest of not driving myself crazy, I am going to stop thinking so much about what to write and just sit down and write what comes out.
Allllllllrighty then! Let’s catch up!
Luca got his first haircut last week. He’s had a trim at my salon before, but never the real deal.
I called my husband from the car after we were done and was all, “Hey! Oh my god, babe! It looks soooooooo cute! She did an awesome job!”
And then?
It dried.
And I stared at him.
I flipped his hair this way. I flipped his hair that way.
I ruffled it to the left. And I ruffled it to the right.
Le bad, you guys.
The hubs came home from work excited to see Luca’s new look.
I took a picture of him the moment he set eyes on the boy.
So, naturally, I got all defensive and turned the whole thing into my husband’s fault.
Me: Whatever! It’s fine. He’s 2. Whatever.
Hubs: * confused face *
He took a picture of my rant.
We didn’t talk about it again for a few days.
Then, a couple of nights ago after we put Luca down, we were hanging out and drinking some wine (shocker).
Me: It’s fucking horrible right?
Hubs: * Blinks *
Me: HEY! Listen to me! It’s fucking horrible right?
Hubs: What’s horrible?
Me: UGHHHHHHHH. Luca’s haircut!! Pay attention!!
Hubs: Ohhhhh yeah, its pretty bad, babe.
Soooooo, long story short, the kiddie hairstylist turned my kiddie into Milla Jovovich as Joan of Arc.
"I'm just the messenger."
And that’s all I have to say about that.
**Update: Due to the two people’s overwhelming cries of “What?! He looks so cute!” Here is Luca as Milla as Joan from another angle.
And yes, he does look cute. Always.
But…
Focus. On. The. Hair.
melissa
i think he looks cute. wait, which one is he and which one is milla again?
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Maybe it’s just the picture, but it’s way adorable cute.
And you WISH you looked like Veruca Salt.
Amber
Ok, just commit and chop it off and spike it up
Everything, in my book, is solved by spikey hair!
Mrs. Call Me Cray
Two words. Mo Hawk. Or maybe that is just one word. This comment section needs a spell checker.
jwilliams057
The face cuteness just totally pulls your eye away from the shitty haircut. At least she didn’t gap it all up in the back like David’s stylist did to James.
julie
I think the problem is that it’s too blunt all the way around. I cut my kids hair and whenever I do (do this w/ my own too), at the very end, I take the scissors, point them up and snip around the ends of hair. That way the hair isn’t all one length, it gets broken up a little, and looks waaay better.
At least she didn’t cut it ALL off, you can still fix what she did, and it won’t take long for it to grow out and look cute.
And yes, regardless of his hair, he’s ADORABLE!
Jennie
Okay so the pic with his hair all messy is good, the last one . . not so much. Solution: just put some product in his hair. :crap
Karen at French Skinny
I wrecked my kid’s hair last week. He has bangs. But a lot of product does work! I just have to chase him down and hog tie him to do it.
Hugs.
xoxo