THIS JUST IN…..
I haz fame you guys!!!
The amazing Aunt Becky over at Mommy Wants Vodka was somehow crazy enough to ask ME to be a guest blogger!!
She was one of the first blogs I fell in love with.
I fell hard. And fast.
Initially, she had me at “Mommy wants Vodka. Because Mommy Wants Vicodin sounded too suburban.”
Digging deeper, I discovered she was one of the coolest, kindest, most interesting chicks I’d never actually met.
Take a looksie. Go! Now! Please?
Bonus?
You can follow her greatness on Twitter – @mommywantsvodka
Now go read my post bitches. And let’s agree to never speak of it again.
Happy Friday!










Kate, aka guavalicious
You are famous! But then we already knew that, right?
allisonzapata
If only in my head
Megan (Best of Fates)
Okay – how is it I have never been to your blog? I’ve been Twitter stalking you forever! Whew, well I’m glad I remedied that!
allisonzapata
YAY!! I’ll do the same with yours!!
Mystern
You know, as the “Juan” in the story myself in my version of this story, I can totally relate. While I never had the condom incident (because, you know I wasn’t smart enough to use a condom), I will say that there were a ton of close calls . . .
allisonzapata
haha as the juan!
yeah, I have a couple of other doozies….you’re a slut, gah!
thanks for reading
Peggy Brister
I went, I read, I laughed. You rocked it.
allisonzapata
thank you so much!!
Kelly
So since, you made me laugh so much on MWV this morning, I have read your entire archive, and you are now one of my favorites. You are a funny girl! Luca is adorable, even with the Mila haircut.
allisonzapata
thank you so so so much!!
Thankfully, the Mila hair has grown out again!!
Have an awesome weekend and thanks again for the sweet words
B Jas
Love the post — and great blog! And I have to admit @mommywantsvodka rocks it.
allisonzapata
thank you so much for being so nice
Hi, I'm Natalie.
Loved the post – Yay for Aunt Becky for introducing us to you!!
allisonzapata
thanks a ton!! XOXO
Selina
Still can’t get over “mac n cheese”….i swear ur the sister i never had!
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
You’re welcome…
*wink*
allisonzapata
AH-HA!
Love you!
kris
I am off.
Plus also? Jealous.
allisonzapata
wait. off of what? for sure ill be jealous though.
Amber
You’re kinda icky
**squish squish**