It’s Time To Play: Name That Dictator!
Unless you live under a rock, or have hidden me from your Facebook or Twitter feed (entirely possible and, really, who could blame you?), you know that we have lovingly nicknamed our first born son Kim Jong-il.
Why?
Because three year olds are tiny baby dictators that rule our lives, of course.
And then, there was Leo.
Little baby Leo has been teething like a mofo in the past week. With the teething has come some major five month old attitude.
This is where you come in.
It’s time to anoint Leo with his dictator alias, and I want your help!
Don’t let this face fool you. He means business.
Below is a list of the nominees. Simply leave your pick for best baby dictator name!
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And last, but certainly not least…
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Voting will be open through Tuesday.
Thanks for playing!
Elizabeth
Cheney, obviously. Just don’t let him shoot anyone in the face.
christy
My 2 favs
Fide- I’d call him FideLeo
Mussolini- I’d do the same as with Fidel. MussoLeo
My 2 least favs
Papa Doc-François.reminds me of Alex Mccord’s (RHNY)kid.
Baby Doc- Jean-Claude reminds me of the douchy actor
admin
Laurie White: No, and I’ll take it. (I am going to pull extra hard for the HCM option, because it’s all matchy matchy with the three syllables, and symmetrical for holiday cards and whatnot.)
DogsOnDrugs.com
Mussolini – Moose for short
admin
HAAAA! Loving this.
Donna
I choose Mussolini. Then we can call him Il Duce.
DogsOnDrugs.com
Ooh, you could refer to the two of them as Kim Jong Il Duce.
admin
Susannah Cooper: Fidel!
Chibi Jeebs
Ho Chi Minh because just because. *nods*
kel
Ho Chi Minh because, duh, his brother is also an Asian dictator. Though I suppose it would be very progressive of you to have it be a trans-culture family dictatorship.
Laurie
Yes! Exactly my point!
Also the “Ho” jokes, endless.
Kate
Ho Chi Minh. Or Manuel Noriega, because I think you can dress that one up well with a fake accent. AY YI YIIIIIIIIII!
admin
hahahaahhaha
Jennifer
I’m all about the Ho Chi Minh.
Thom TheGlassPhoenix
Mussolini, mostly because I’m pro any badass mustache pictures that could come of this nickname.
Jen
Well I don’t know but really, he can’t be Hugo. That’s Chase. Clearly Allison. I’m disappointed you would even suggest it.
I vote Ho Chi.
admin
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW it was wrong when I did it! I second guessed myself. Chase is the only true Hugo. It’s all his.
(I like ho chi, too)
Selina
HCM.
admin
Katherine DeWitt I like HCM… BUT I LOVE STALIN! So that is my vote… Stalin!
Goon Squad Sarah
Ho Chi Minh, but I am also a big fan of going with Il Duce.
admin
SUCH A HARD DECISION! I like both, too.
Jess
Ho Chih Minh. It just has a nice flow that goes well with Kim Jong Il.