Second Annual Me And Mine Top Mom Blog Awards…Or some shit like that.
Oh. Me. God! Is it really that time of year again? It seems like only yesterday that I was accepting this coveted award.
But, here we are again.
It’s all so exciting!
I’m so nervous I could puke. But, I don’t want to ruin these fancy three year old maternity pajamas I slipped on for the occasion.
Deep breath. Here goes.
The 2011 Top 100 Mom Blogs are…
(ummmm, can I get a drum roll up in here?)
1. Some bitch that bumped me out of first place.
3-100. A lot of other bitches.
To those that didn’t make the list this year, please don’t be so hard on yourself. It’s only because you suck at life and no one knows you exist.