Second Annual Me And Mine Top Mom Blog Awards…Or some shit like that.
Oh. Me. God! Is it really that time of year again? It seems like only yesterday that I was accepting this coveted award.
But, here we are again.
It’s all so exciting!
I’m so nervous I could puke. But, I don’t want to ruin these fancy three year old maternity pajamas I slipped on for the occasion.
Deep breath. Here goes.
The 2011 Top 100 Mom Blogs are…
(ummmm, can I get a drum roll up in here?)
1. Some bitch that bumped me out of first place.
2. Me.
3-100. A lot of other bitches.
To those that didn’t make the list this year, please don’t be so hard on yourself. It’s only because you suck at life and no one knows you exist.
Chin up.
TheNextMartha
Can I be number 11? Thanks.
admin
No, but you can be number 10. See how generous I am? xo
Nanette
::::chanting::: Recount! Recount! Recount!
admin
HA!
Amber
Can I be “some bitch”?
admin
hahahaha! YES!
DogsOnDrugs.com
Where are the gender-neutral blogs, Allison? Why do you always leave out the trannies?
admin
Sigh. you make a good point. I’ll be sure to start including you, errr, I mean them.
MegglesP
THERE ARE MATERNITY PAJAMAS?? Oh my god..I can’t wait to get pregnant!
Oh yeah, congratulations on the award! You really deserve it.
admin
YES! Comfiest things EVER!
Biz
WAIT JUST A SECOND! How did I not get nominated? You mean I have to be a current, active blogger? Well THAT doesn’t make any sense. I want a recount!
p.s. I think you’re hilarious. Screw the bitches, mang.
admin
HA!
Tons of funny and kick ass bitches on that other list
I got nothin but love for them. But, imaginary bitch above who just bumped me? IT WILL NOT STAND MAN. 
xoxo
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
That bitch who beat you out of 1st place has scabies.
admin
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
Jennifer
I would be happy with slot 97.
admin
pssshaw! you’re way higher than that!@
Just Plain Tired
Would a simple congratulations work? 2nd place means there’s a bunch below you. Less climbing for next year.
BuenoBaby
I’m just waiting for the ‘The Top 100 Adequate Blogs’ list. Then I’m going to kick me some ass!
(Also, I looked for your blog on that list because pahleeze Me & Mine…I totally expected to see you there!)
Meredith
I just made my Mom nominate me. And by “made”, I mean I called her and asked her for her Facebook password and went from there.
Fucking crap. Thanks for making me feel bad about myself and then better about myself once I pretended to be my mom.