Wordless(ish) Wednesday: The Big Ass Noggin Edition

Both my babies were born with big heads. I can remember going in for my 37 week ultrasound, when pregnant with Luca, and the machine saying ” Out of Range” when they tried to measure his head. No joke. I spent the next week convinced I was giving birth to Stewie from the Family Guy.

So, when they told me at 20 weeks pregnant, with Leo, that his head was measuring three weeks ahead, I wasn’t surprised. They even struggled getting his head out of my c-section incision, requesting suction twice. I felt especially freaked the fuck out warm and fuzzy when the nurse said to me, “It’s just his huge head, the rest of him is normal!” before I saw him.

All I can say is thank god for c-sections, because OUCH.

Here’s the thing. All this time I’ve been blaming my husband for the big headed genes he passed on to our sons. For over three years I’ve been singing the same tune…

He get it from his papa.

Then I came across something that made my cute little head spin. A picture of my sister holding me when I was a baby.

Fuuuuuuck.

They get it from their mama.

 

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  • Jess


    Ha!

  • Andy


    We have big heads on both sides of our family, so our boy didn’t have a chance. He below 10% for weight and over 90% for head size when born. Think Charlie Brown! And yeah, thank god for c-sections!

    • admin


      HA! Yes. I just got our 4 month stats – He was 70% weigh/height and 100% for head :)

  • Jennie


    Mine had a large head and large bladder. So big, they sent me to a specialist. Evidently it’s (the bladder thing) a sign of some sort of birth defect, which thank the Lord she didn’t have. Just a huge bladder which made diaper days a pain in the ass.

    • Jennie


      the bright side though was the specialist OB was FINE, ohhhh so fine. unfortunately I was fat and pregnant, but it was nice for him to have his fine hands on my preggo belly. *drooling*

  • Jennifer


    I have a huge head. My hat size is like a seven and a half or maybe even bigger than that. I’m not sure who I get it from, but your head looks totally normal sized in that photo to me.

  • Jennie


    Also, don’t show the picture to your husband and stick with the “it came from his side” excuse.

  • Shelly


    NEVER admit that to your husband. Deny deny deny.

    • admin


      HAHAHA! I think his head def didn’t help matters. #itsnotsmall

  • Anex


    Bwahahaha! I have no other words. I just totally laughed my ass off.

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