I’ve done a real bad job of remembering to write down all the shit that sucks this week.
So, that shit sucks.
But, here is some shit that has sucked since last Friday.
Friday, January 27, 2012
Having such bad PMS that you feel like it could destroy every relationship you have sometimes.
Political ads on both sides.
The time Newt said he thinks Spanish is the language of the ghetto. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m totally down with some multilingualism! It can only be a good thing!
Oversharing and then regretting it.
When your baby decides on a new wake up time. And it’s 4 a.m.
Cutting your baby’s toenails….and accidentally cutting the actual baby.
Getting a notice from your kid’s school that someone in his class has lice.
Having a kid who has hair that’s a louse’s wet-dream.
Getting your ass schooled by old ladies at Jazzercise.
Taking a new medicine moments before Jazzercise and feeling like you may just poop your workout pants.*
Sharing that you are worried about pooping your workout pants on Twitter. See: oversharing.
And, finally, saying something really stupid, out loud and online….
Reader submissions – Gah! You guys had a lot of shit that sucked this week!
Greis: #ShitThatSucks I haven’t seen you this week! (That shit DOES suck, greis)
Jamie Naiser Broach: you promised a park play date soon and never delivered…or you delivered and just didn’t invite me…sucks even more… (Let me explain. I sat up a party in the park, sent out an email to all my girls, and then totally forgot that I set it up. HAVE ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE, ALLISON!)
Kelly Laurence Hill When you’re super sleepy and are ready to crash, but hubby already sleeping and his snoring is so loud you know you’ll never get to sleep….gaaahhhh! (I agree, Kelly! That shit sucks and it’s annoying!)
Missy Walls When I cut an amazing fart and nobody is around to laugh with me. Just kidding. I don’t do that. Ok, yes I do. (We are laughing with you, Missy!)
Charity Jump When your 3 month old throws up everywhere, and you go change him, only to make it down the hall before he throws up all over again. (I’m so sorry! That’s awful!)
Celina Cortez Serna When you are in the stage of your pregnancy where just look fat and not pregnant:(:( sucks!!! (Yeah, but I bet your boobs look phenomenal!)
Elicia Moore Seawell #shitthatsucks Looking at your paycheck for two weeks worth of hard work/pain in the ass customers and your reaction is “that’s it?” (I know you aren’t alone!)
Sara Lamont Courser 10 week old screaming twins in the backseat for thirty minutes in line at the pharmacy drive-thru only to find out NO PRESCRIPTION. Sigh:( (Sara, I am getting itchy and stressed out just thinking of that!)
Amy Whitworth Freedman A newborn (who I LOVE) who has his days and nights mixed up so you haven’t slept in two weeks. :/ (THAT SHIT SUCKS, AMY!)
Jennifer Williams I puked in the dentists office. (That sucks, jen. But it made me laugh for some reason. Does that mean I suck?)
Jennie Potter Johnson having a sweet smell and taste in your mouth since Sunday probably from a cold that is pretty much nonexistent. (Jenny, are you snorting honey again?)
*For the record, no one pooped their workout pants at Jazzercise. WINNING.