Shit That Sucks – Second Edition
A week has passed and it’s Friday once again.
So, gather round and let’s discuss all the shit that’s sucked.
Friday, January 20, 2012 (wow, it’s already been 12 years since Y2K mass hysteria? That shit was stupid!)
When you find yourself screaming the same things over and over and over again and no one in your house gives a shit or even pays attention to you anymore.
Black jelly beans.
Being up until four in the morning with a sick baby who cannot stop coughing for even one minute (that shit is scary!).
Finding out that your baby may have asthma.
Not fitting into your jeans.
Diet foods.
Days/Weeks where you fail to keep it all together.
Being reminded that you failed at keeping it all together.
Feeling misunderstood and unsupported.
Black jelly beans (Did I say that already?)
Getting bills from the c-section you had 6 months ago, for the anesthesia. Apparently my insurance thinks I should have toughed it out. I’m such a pussy.
Anxiety.
People against equal rights.
Political debates.
Bachelor Ben’s butt cut (that shit is weird)!
Finally, coming across something that makes you question if it’s you that’s been the douchebag all along…
Reader submissions
Megan: sitting on the end of the row and having to let people out and in.. out and in. ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY. OMG STAY PUT.
Alisha: not knowing you had 2 pieces of raw shrimp left in a cooler in your car until the top slips, a week later.
Rachel: plans to go on a girls only ski trip thwarted by sick kid…reading said girls tweets as you fold laundry and watch tv.
Angie: imprecise feelings of inadequacy.
Ann: Ice-coated roads, trees down, snow, a power outage and no internet?
MegglesP
Hey there’s me! I sat in bed thinking of a lot of shit that sucks after I sent you that tweet. I should start a notebook and send them to you
Jennifer
Do I remember Leo having bad reflux or did I imagine that? The reason I ask is because I thought I remember someone telling me that reflux can cause asthma like symptoms. I may have dreamed all of this and just be crazy.
Jennie
Feeling your heartbeat in your tooth that you just had crown work done on.
Thinking your cold went away thanks to all of the Airborne you downed the last two days only to wake up and 1/2 your face be full of snot.
Your 5 yr old daughter asking how babies get in the belly in the first place. (THANK GOD she suggested that Jesus rips your head off and shoves it down in there and then sews your head back on!)
Having your child announce to everyone standing in front of the breastfeeding elephants that your boobs look JUST LIKE that giant elephant’s boobs. (not sure when mine turned gigantic, black, and wrinkly!!)
Thats just this week….I’m scared of next week.
Shawnna
That’s me and my 9 month old up there : ) God, that day SUCCKKKED! He redeemed himself by sleeping 13 hours Wed. night.
Shawnna
Also, Thank you for spelling my name correctly !!
AmazingGreis
Things that SUCK: Not seeing you enough! Let’s rectify this soon. Like this week. I need girl talk and wine!