Welcome to another new series here on Me and Mine: Snoop The Asshole Cat. I’ll be posting weekly, possibly more, because he’s always being an asshole. So much material.

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Snoop likes to lay here. Which means his tail always falls down in front of the cable box. Which means the remote never works. Which means I have to get up to change the channel. Which means I have to move.

I hate moving.

What an asshole.

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Shit That Sucks will be going up a little later today. I’m such a procrastinator. That shit sucks.