ME

Hi. I’m Allison.

But, you can call me whatever you want.

Mom, Wife, Daughter, Sister, Friend, Writer, Music Lover, Cusser, Bleeding Heart, A-Whole-Lotta-Wine Drinker, Animal Lover, and Occasional Party Animal.

I have one husband, two little boys, two dogs, and one asshole cat.

(And the occasional nervous breakdown.)

I talk too much.

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This is my first born, Luca.

He’s four years old.

He loves dragons.

Being silly.

And looking frat-tastic.

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This is my second born, Leo.

He’s one.

He’s the happiest person, not taking antidepressants, that I’ve ever met.

Unless he’s wearing a hat.

Or a life jacket.

He’s smarter than your kid.

Both my boys are big believers in equal rights.

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This is Levi.

He’s half Labrador, half Scottie Terrier, and all heart. We rescued him from the pound. But, really, he rescued us.

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This is Chelsea.

Otherwise known as, Chi-Chi Boom Boom. She’s been in my life before any of these other fools. I found her at the pound, on doggy death row.

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This is Snoop.

He’s a huge asshole, but he’s our asshole.

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This is my husband.

I don’t want to get him fired, so I don’t mention him too much around here.

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If you’ve made it this far, then thank you.

And, I’m sorry.