In a Nutshell
ME
Hi. I’m Allison.
But, you can call me whatever you want.
Mom, Wife, Daughter, Sister, Friend, Writer, Music Lover, Cusser, Bleeding Heart, A-Whole-Lotta-Wine Drinker, Animal Lover, and Occasional Party Animal.
I have one husband, two little boys, two dogs, and one asshole cat.
(And the occasional nervous breakdown.)
I talk too much.
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This is my first born, Luca.
He’s four years old.
He loves dragons.
Being silly.
And looking frat-tastic.
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This is my second born, Leo.
He’s one.
He’s the happiest person, not taking antidepressants, that I’ve ever met.
Unless he’s wearing a hat.
Or a life jacket.
He’s smarter than your kid.
Both my boys are big believers in equal rights.
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This is Levi.
He’s half Labrador, half Scottie Terrier, and all heart. We rescued him from the pound. But, really, he rescued us.
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This is Chelsea.
Otherwise known as, Chi-Chi Boom Boom. She’s been in my life before any of these other fools. I found her at the pound, on doggy death row.
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This is Snoop.
He’s a huge asshole, but he’s our asshole.
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This is my husband.
I don’t want to get him fired, so I don’t mention him too much around here.
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If you’ve made it this far, then thank you.
And, I’m sorry.





















