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The One Where I Set Mommy-Bloggers Back a Few Years.

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This is one of those cliched mommy-blog over-shares, but I just couldn’t not share it…like most things.

Leo and Luca had just taken a bath and were running around Leo’s room naked.

I was busy snapping shots of them.

But, I wasn’t actually paying attention to the shots I was snapping.

I took the last one, and then picked Leo up.

That’s when I smelled it.

And felt it.

All over both of us.

After sticking Leo back in the tub for round-two, and getting them both to bed, I scrolled through the shots.

That’s when I realized I’d caught the whole shit-show on film.

I should have known by his face, in the second shot, what was about to happen.

And this is why STFU, Parents was created.

You’re welcome, world.

~ ~ ~

I take the GRE tomorrow.

So, from now until then, I’ll be knee-deep in a different kind of shit.

I so prefer baby-shit.

Happy Monday!

xo

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