Earlier this year I wrote a post…on being bombarded with unsolicited email forwards of the Jesus loves everyone but Obama must die a painful death persuasion.

They ceased for some time, but have suddenly started up again in the past couple of weeks.

(To be clear, I hate stupid email forwards from the left just as much.)

Gah.

A couple of days ago, I received another message from the cult. They’re always so sweet to include me!

It was addressed to a large number of people.

Regarding the woman’s request that her email be removed prior to forwarding?

Request Denied.

To put things in context, here is the link from above.

Upon opening the email, I chuckled a little.

No big deal.

Then I took off all my clothes, ran naked around my neighborhood, with ice picks in my ears screaming FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

After I put my clothes back on, I hit reply all to the message.

Without actually checking who all was.

One. Last. ZING!

I didn’t think too much more about it, minus a couple of laughs with my husband, until a couple of hours later.

I was typing away frantically, trying to meet a deadline, when this email from my mom came in.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, noooooo.

Maybe next time I send a snarky email, I should check to be sure my mom, and the church I grew up in, are not on the list.

I replied back with, “It was an accident. But, hey, at least I didn’t drop any motherfuckers or god damn its right?

RIGHT?